The ever-irascible CinnamonPirate brings us another import bootleg review, this time of an NES game based on the popular flick Titanic.
Yes, THAT Titanic.
From the review:
I have a hard time imagining what possessed anyone to make this game. The board meeting probably went something like this:
President: OK guys, we have this terrible RPG engine for the Famicom. How can we squeeze more money out of it?
Developer: Well, Titanic has been popular with students studying English. What if we make a game based on the movie?
President: But how will it work? I mean, the only character you could play as would be Jack, and he dies.
Developer: Don’t you see! An RPG where the player’s character dies! It will be revolutionary!
President: Make it so.
Well, they made it so.
The result was the most unbelievably fucking awful game in history.
Read the whole thing so his suffering won't be in vain.